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  • Image Eli Ellison Eli Ellison is based in Seal Beach, California. A staff travel writer for seven years at the Auto Club of Southern California, he now helps develop destination content for AAA Publishing. When not chained to his home computer desk, Eli can be found asleep on the beach, rooting for the Los Angeles Dodgers, tormenting his pet cat or experiencing pastrami-on-rye nirvana at L.A.’s legendary Langer’s Deli. His favorite travel destinations include Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula and remote corners of the American Southwest, where he’s never surprised to see a camera-toting European tourist pop out from behind a rock.

L.A. Dodger Stadium Tour: Bleeding Blue

Submitted by Eli Ellison, March 11, 2010
Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles, California

Game 4 of the 2009 National League Championship Series: Dodger vs. Phillies. In dramatic fashion, Philly comes from behind and wins in the bottom of the 9th, essentially pounding the final nail in LA’s coffin and booting my beloved Dodgers out of the playoffs. Somebody pass me the cyanide.

Baseball can be cruel, but the offseason heals all wounds.... Read More

Shots of Las Vegas: Top 10 Location Movies

Submitted by Eli Ellison, January 29, 2010
 

With the grand opening of City Center, Las Vegas , and the comedy hit "The Hangover" recently released on DVD, I have Vegas on the brain. But not the real Sin City. I’ve been thinking about ‘movie Vegas’, the town where I don’t blow the rent money, eat shovels full of bellyache buffet food, drink like Dean Martin and wake up the next afternoon wondering why I bet $500 on the Detroit Lions. Instead, I sit back and watch actors do these dumb things. And I love it.

I mostly enjoyed “The Hangover”.  Though apparently not as much as some Vegas visitors, who after seeing the movie are hot to stay at Caesars Palace, where many of the scenes were filmed. ... Read More

Las Vegas Wise Guide

Submitted by Eli Ellison, December 10, 2009
Las Vegas, Nevada
     
October, 1982. Frank “Lefty” Rosenthal walks out of the Tony Roma’s restaurant on Sahara Avenue carrying an order of take-out ribs. When he slides behind the wheel of his Cadillac Eldorado, the car explodes.  “Lefty”, legendary sports handicapper and boss of the mafia-connected Stardust casino, survived the attempted “amateur night” mob hit. But symbolically, the old Las Vegas, the Vegas run by the Chicago Outfit and entertained by the Rat Pack, was dead.

I’m too young to have seen Sinatra at the Sands or Elvis at the... Read More

Tijuana, If You Dare

Submitted by Eli Ellison, November 19, 2009
Photo opportunity in Tijuana


Tijuana, Mexico:  two-for-one taco specials, tequila shooters, burros painted like zebras, $5 supersized sombreros and an ugly drug war that’s keeping tourists away in droves. 
“You’re going to Tijuana? Are you insane?! You’ll be kidnapped and shot!”

Yes, I was headed for North America’s most notorious border town, solo, to do research for a travel guidebook. And I wasn’t scared. Ok, maybe a little. Recently, the streets of Tijuana have seen the ruthless Arellano-Félix drug cartel  battle the local police and Mexican army in shootouts the U.S. State Department says have sometimes “resembled small-unit combat”.

That’s the type of language typically found in travel alerts for Pakistan, not a city 18 miles south of the Shriners’ conference at the San Diego Convention Center. It’s enough to steer most people away from Baja California, and into the nearest Taco Bell drive-through for an authentic Border CrossingMexican Crunchwrap Supreme.

Assorted neuroses aside, I’m not a Nervous Nellie traveler. I speak fluent Español, and except for that time two wild-eyed cretins on a remote Yucatán beach invited my girlfriend and I into their creepy-looking shack for lobster, I’ve never felt threatened or unsafe traveling in Mexico.

On a foggy Thursday morning I depart my downtown San Diego motel, drive south, park the car in a 24-hour lot near the San Ysidro border crossing  and hoof-it toward the imposing metal border wall. A revolving gate flings me into the belly of the ramshackle Tijuana beast.

The mid-morning sun flares through the fog and gloom. I shuffle past hucksters, hustlers, taxi drivers and cheap souvenir peddlers who put forth a sleepy-eyed, half-hearted effort to part me from my money. Once I cross the Tijuana River bridge and arrive in the Old Town area, there’s action.

Tijuana“Amigo! One dollar Coronas! This way!”
“Jewelry for you lady? You need Viagra? I got it. Cheap, amigo.”

Ah yes, the Tijuana I remember well. It’s the “TJ” of Avenida Revolucion (or “La Revo” as the locals call it), the raucous, anything-goes main tourist drag that has lured generations of drunken frat boys, party girls, sailors, Marines, Mexican food lovers and bargain-hunting shoppers south of the border.  Depending on your mood, it can be a good time…or a fine time to stay in the good ol’ US of A.

TJ is not the “real” Mexico, nor is it a place anyone in their right mind would consider a vacation destination. But here, where First and Third Worlds collide, lies an interesting bicultural city. Gringos seek out taquerias and strike deals on traditional Mexican handicrafts, while Mexicans eat Big Macs and shop for cell phones at the modern Plaza Río Tijuana mall.

On this day, La Revo doesn’t feel scary or dangerous to me. In fact, the street has been spiffed up in recent years. The sidewalks are wide, paved and litter free. Wrought-iron park benches invite you to sit down and slip on that new pair of knock-off Nikes you just scored for $15. RevoThe city has even installed modern traffic signals and painted the crosswalks. There’s a highly visible police presence.

Here’s the rub. So many Americans have been scared off by Mexico’s drug violence that for the first few hours of the day it seems as if I’m the only tourist in town. Indeed, as of 2009 some estimates peg tourism down by as much as 90%. -- a devastating blow to the local economy.

Shops, restaurants, nightclubs and trinket vendors are desperate, and when you’re the only tourist walking the avenida, hawkers are in your face, constantly. A strip club huckster calls out from half-way down the block. A teenage vendor rushes across the street to sell me an Oakland Raiders blanket. If I don’t like “Los Raiders”, he also has Che Guevara and Bob Marley.
 
I find it a minor annoyance. However, I realize being the center of attention will make some people uneasy. Not in an impending danger kind of way. It’s that stranger-in-a-strange-land feeling some will find unsettling. A friend of mine is a very introverted traveler who likes to cruise under the radar.  I know for certain he wouldn’t enjoy strolling today’s TJ.
 
Here’s another question potential day-trippers must ask themselves: Even if I have a perfectly safe visit, will I be so nervous that I won’t enjoy myself? If the answer iUSa/Mexico borders yes, stick to Old Town San Diego, where you’ll find a bit of Old Mexico flavor, the same tacky souvenirs, and if you know where to look, a handful of good Mexican restaurants that take plastic and sport comforting AAA diamond ratings.

I settle in for lunch at a sidewalk table in front of the Spanish-tiled Chiki Jai restaurant, a Tijuana landmark across the street from the old Jai Alai Palace, which now hosts concerts and lucha libre matches . The place is empty, the bored waiter eager to please. Ahead of an outstanding grilled fish filet, he brings out my salad and a cold cerveza. We chat.

“Always this slow?” I ask.
“It is sad. We used to have many American tourists on weekends. Now, it is slow every day. I think the Mexican and American TV news have done very much to scare the people.”

I agree. The media hasn’t done enough to emphasize that the drug violence is not specifically aimed at tourists. Also not well publicized is the fact nearly all Americans who are victims of cartel violence have ties to the drug trade. Border checkpointOver the course of two days in TJ, I have similar conversations with taxi drivers, shopkeeps and restaurant workers, all of whom are friendly and bend over backwards to please one of the few gringo customers they’ll see that day.

Should you visit Tijuana? That’s entirely up to you. I’m in no way suggesting TJ is as safe as Mayberry, USA. Like you, I’ve read and heard all the border town travel horror stories, some of which, sadly, are true. And my TJ snapshot is simply that, a snapshot. As for me, I wouldn’t hesitate to visit again.  I know it’s cliché, but I felt safer walking the streets of Tijuana than I do in some of the sketchier neighborhoods of my native Los Angeles.  

Be advised that all U.S. citizens 16 years of age and over are now required to present a valid passport, passport card, or other approved form of identification when entering or leaving Mexico. Children under the age of 16 can cross the border with an original birth certificate or a certified copy. 

So, is a U.S./Mexico border city like Tijuana or Ciudad Juárez on your travel itinerary, or to be avoided at all cost?    

PBS 'National Parks' Series Begins

Submitted by Eli Ellison, September 28, 2009

Last night, the first episode of Ken Burns’ epic 12-hour, six-part documentary “The National Parks: America’s Best Idea” aired on PBS. Twelve hours sounds like an eternity, and at times this past weekend, as I watched an advance DVD press copy, it certainly felt that way. By the eight-hour mark, I had fallen asleep at least twice, and lost count of how many times I’d rolled my eyes at yet another documentary talking-head reminding me our national parks are the ultimate living symbol of democracy.

At other times, I was... Read More

What Happens In Vegas... Buffets In Vegas

Submitted by Eli Ellison, August 13, 2009
Bellagio, Las Vegas

     I have no idea how many tons of all-you-can-eat crab legs, shrimp and prime rib are served in Las Vegas each year. But I do know there are more than 60 hotel buffets in the greater Vegas area. From perfunctory spreads to the new breed of super buffet, that’s a lot of bloated bellies and Alka Seltzer. Naturally, the glut of smorgasbords means there are many bad ones. And when I say bad, I’m talking places that’ll remind you of the horrific spread from “Vegas Vacation.”  On my last trip, I stuffed my... Read More

Lahaina Bookstore: Required Reading

Submitted by Eli Ellison, July 1, 2009
Old Lahaina Book Emporium, Lahaina, Hawaii

    Never fails. I pack a book to read on vacation and finish it in two days. Soon, I’m reduced to reading tourist magazines and the superlative-overloaded tripe composed by the local convention and visitors bureau. What’s a word-starved haole  to do? On Maui, you’ve got two bookstores to replenish your portable library. We know what Barnes & Noble is about, so I head for touristy Lahaina, wade through a sea of ice-cream-cone-licking couples in matching Hawaiian shirts and find the Read More

Cheap Eats On Maui

Submitted by Eli Ellison, June 8, 2009

     You scored on that dirt cheap Maui vacation package and landed on the “Valley Isle” without withdrawing what’s left of your 401k. Sunbathing, swimming and romantic sunset strolls are free, last time I checked anyway, but you’ll still need to appease that growling belly of yours. On Maui’s west coast, arguably the priciest resort zone in Hawai‘i, finding affordable grub that doesn’t involve drive-thrus or value menus presents a challenge.

On my last trip I stayed in Kahana (north of Ka‘anapali) in a condo with a full kitchen. Determined to pinch pennies, I... Read More

Molokai Cliff Hanger

Submitted by Eli Ellison, March 5, 2009
Mule ride, Molokai, Hawaii

Before I even began researching my trip to Molokai, I knew there was one attraction I couldn’t pass up: the island’s infamous Kalaupapa leprosy colony, now a National Historic Park . I never got around to reading The Colony, the 2006 bestseller by John Tayman. But I knew the tale of Kalaupapa from Jack London’s short story, The Lepers of... Read More

It's A New, Small World

Submitted by Eli Ellison, February 26, 2009
It's a small world, Disneyland, California
 
Whenever my girlfriend insists we ride Disneyland’s “it’s a small world” (one of her favorites), I throw a tantrum like a toddler who needs a nap. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of ‘small world’ designer Mary Blair. I always found her highly stylized asymmetric mod-art an interesting departure from classic Disney animation. And I’m certainly not the only one who misses Blair’s long gone Tomorrowland murals . Yet, I’ve never been big on ‘small... Read More



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